Me: Look at my thigh, I think it's no longer chicken's thigh but the turkey's leg!
Sissy: I don't think it is the turkey's leg.
Me: (inserts a tinge of hope to console self)
Sissy: I think it's the lamb's leg!
Me: Oiiiiii. (heart break into a million pieces)

Yes, this is one of the conversations we have at home.

And don't you find it contradicting when people say they are over their past relationship but keeps re-tweeting quotes that revolves around "moving on" or "doing better without him/her"? Yeah, we get that you deserve better but honey it's already a new year so move on already!

Just sayin', y'know. No harm intended.